HOLD EVERYTHING! Ready your quills: sharpen their tips with a pen-knife... dip them in fresh ink... ignore the dangerous levels of mercury you've just ingested... turn your date-keeping ledger to December and write boldly upon the FIRST of that month:
the strange tree group presents....
THE TWELVE GRAVE ERRORS OF CHRISTMAS!
featuring....
THE STRANGE TREE GROUP!
ALOFT AERIAL DANCE!
HEY YOU MILLIONAIRES!
THE AFTERLIFE BAND!
INTERNATIONAL BREAD COMPANY!
BANGALORE TORPEDO!
& various jugglers, stilt-walkers, tumblers, burlesque dancers, musical acts, laughter, tears, & etc.
FULL BAR!
CUPCAKES!
FREE KEG BEER UNTO THE VERY DREGS OF THE KEG!
BRAND NEW SCENES FROM FAMED PLAYWRIGHT EMILY SCHWARTZ!
THE CONGRESS THEATRE, 2135 N. MILWAUKEE AVENUE, THREE BLOCKS NORTHWEST OF THE WESTERN BLUE LINE STOP
DECEMBER 1ST, 7-11 PM!
If your ledger space runs short, or you tire of writing all those laborious exclamation points, you may abbreviate as follows:
12/1/08: STRANGEST XMAS PARTY EVER. CONGRESS THEATRE. 7 PM.
So if you like theatre, or music, or dancing, or acrobats, or the macabre, or burlesque, or amazement, or stilting, or cupcakes, or beer, then you will want to be there.
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